Lorem Ipsum

6 July 2008

Pantibar.com

Check out the gorgeous new website Chickens! See the quality, feel the girth! If this website were a fella it'd cook you dinner, do the washing up, and then make sweaty love to you with his hairy chest scratching deliciously on yours and the sheer weight of him pressing the wind out of you.

 

1 July 2008

The Search For Panti's PA

We started with 12 candidates for the job of my PA (Performing Assistant) and now were down to the last 3, with the final taking place on Thursday July 10th. The whole search has been brilliant fun, and I've been amazed at how much time and energy the kids have put into it every week. I've been working them like bitches and they haven't complained once! I'd love to take all three of them, but there is only one job, so I have a really tough decision to make. Oooh the excitement! Someone's going to get HIRED!