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  • 25 Feb 2010

    Nothing is new in fashion

    Not even penis pants it turns out. They were done in the 70's by classy sounding Eldridge de Paris.

    You'll be cock of the walk with the new fall collection. Life is just a chain of daisies when you slip into these revolutionary hot pants – with their ever-so-daring accent – just unveiled by famous radical designer Edridge Cleaver of Paris. They're bad, they're mad, they're up front (but never out of sight)... and, of course, they're for men only... REAL men... the three-fisted variety. 'There's no mistaking they are men's pants,' says M. Cleaver (seen here modeling a high-waisted two-tone pair of 'Cleavers' with side zipper and matching 'appurtenance.' 'The pants that men wear now will be seen as girls' pants after my models are sold. And don't forget... heavy on the starch!

    (via Lady Bunny)

     

    fashion
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  • 25 Feb 2010

    The internet can be used for good... or evil

    (thanks Martin)

     

    tv | random | people | gays
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  • 25 Feb 2010

    Twiggi is having a carnival

    Brazil nut Twiggi and her monthly party is back in Pantibar on March 5th, and she and her mocha-skinned sexy-crazy Brazilian crew are having a carnival party. Trannies, go-go boys, Mateus shots, feathers, skin, and me getting hot flushes. The usual then...

     

    pantibar
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  • 25 Feb 2010

    Gordon Brown being a 3D animated bastard

    Remember that Hong Kong news show that used computer animation to recreate the Tiger Woods car/tree incident, among other things? Well now they've turned their attention to the Gordon Brown bullying allegations (who would have guessed that'd be such a big story in Hong Kong?) and they've made him out to be a complete monster. He throws gay looking aides around! He pushes women out of their seats! I wish all news was like this. Though sometimes it looks like Anne Doyle is already clumsily animated...

     

    tv | politics
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  • 25 Feb 2010

    I bet this wanker's work desk is meticulously organised

    Pillow for knees? Check. "Flesh-jack" masturbatory aid? Check. Picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in saliva-proof protective sleeve? Check. OK, we are good to go.

    Has The Rock been photoshopped on to some kind of bird???

     

    sex
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  • 25 Feb 2010

    This site will make you gays feel better about not being able to get married

    Because Tacky Weddings has lots of this kind of thing. You know, the kind of stuff that makes you appreciate the sanctity and specialness of heterosexual marriage. We gays would only ruin it.

     

    random
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  • 25 Feb 2010

    RuPaul playing a 'straight' drag queen

    I don't know what year this is from, but it's RuPaul guesting on an LL Cool J sitcom (I love him so m-m-m-much!) which, according to Wikipedia, ran from 1995 to 1999. Now I know a girl's gotta take work, and if LL asked me to do something, I would grab the lube and do it no matter how dirty and degrading and totally hot Daddy. But uggghhh! Ru has to play a 'straight' drag queen, cos you know, a gay one would be too gay for mid-90's LL's audience. Puke! And who the feck do they think they're kidding anyway. Miss Thing is gayer than a Jedward 'He Drinks Tequilla" cover... Oh my God! That's a fantastic idea! *dials Louis Walshe*

    And yes, that's Debbie Allen ("You want fame? We'll fame costs! And right here's where you start paying... in sweat!) playing Jackie. And did you lnow that Debbie is the sister of Phylicia "Clair Huxtable/Mrs Cosby" Rashad? I did not know that, even though in retrospect, the family resemblance is obvious.

     

    tv | drags
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  • 25 Feb 2010

    Don't look at me!

    I have absolutely no idea. None whatsoever. Really. No clue. I don't even know why I'm posting it. Just watch it. Or don't. Whatever. Up to you. No pressure. Do what you want. Nothing to do with me. Your call. Unless you like chandeliers... and switches. Then you should probably watch it. I mean, no big deal, but, you know,.. maybe.

    Oh for Dolly's sake! Just watch it or don't and leave me alone! Sheesh! The pressure!

     

    random
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  • 25 Feb 2010

    Killer whale lives up to his name at Sea World

    I went to the killer whale show in Sea World in San Diego last year, and while it was quite entertaining (if horribly Disneyfied) I did think it was odd that they were being presented as sweet big playthings. After all, we've all seen them attacking seals etc, and then there's that gruesome and distressing footage from Blue Planet of them stalking and killing a baby sperm whale. Majestic they are, but cute and cuddly they ain't. I know watching wild animals perform tricks for our amusement is dubious anyway, but I guess I was expecting something more along the lines of an old style circus lion act rather than a cutsie poodle act.

    Anyway, yesterday, a whale at the Sea World show in Orlando grabbed and killed a 40 year old female trainer (pictured) in full view of park visitors. And it turns out that the same whale has been implicated in two previous deaths. A serial killer whale?

    Of course, I was thinking that at any moment some gruesome video of the incident is going to hit the internet, but then I was thinking that maybe no one would actually show it - after all a woman has died. But then I noticed this down the side of the Los Angeles Times article...

     

    animals
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  • 24 Feb 2010

    I'm converted!

    Well not to the Lord, but I'm definitely converted to Paul Eugene and his Gospel Groove Workout! I love him so m-m-m-m-much! He (almost) gives Christianity a good name. Praise! Reach up to the Lord! Reach up! Reach for the Spirit! Four more please! Marchin'! Get your praise on! Funkin'! Do the Sanctified Slide!

    Click through to YouTube for more holy workouts with the irrepressible Paul.

    (thanks Martin)

     

    random | sport
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