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  • 31 Jan 2010

    She's Heaven, and she's going to be a "famous Super Tranny"

    Sample lyrics:

    Gonna be a rapper when I get my pussy,

    Cause my beats are so damn juicy,

    Just you wait till I get my fish,

    An' your tongue's gonna say it's so delicious!

    You wanna piece of Heaven? 6 foot 11.


    Now that I got some lady bits,

    That's included, MY TROUBLE AIN'T TITS!

     

     

    drags | music
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  • 31 Jan 2010

    Why Africa is no place to be gay

    The Irish Times has a piece looking at Africa and the virulent homophobia that is rife there.

    Interestingly, African countries colonised by the French have no laws against same-sex sexuality, unlike those colonised by the British, where the majority do.

    “In much of sub-Saharan Africa, male same-sex sexuality is interpreted firstly in political terms of racist, anti-black exploitation by whites (former colonial masters) and Arabs (former slave traders), and secondly in cultural terms as foreign, un-African and imported by whites,” according to Nel.

    In the case of Uganda, gay rights campaigners are also accusing conservative American evangelists of encouraging homophobia. Three of these evangelists visited the country last year and held high-profile seminars at which they described homosexuality as a curable disease.

    The one country on the continent in which gay rights are recognised and protected is South Africa, where the constitution protects human rights for all, and gay marriage is allowed under the law.

    However, even here the reality on the ground for gay people differs remarkably from what is enshrined in the constitution, says Cape Town-based Marlow Valentine, deputy director of the Triangle Project, a gay rights organisation.

     

     

    gays | world | religion poisons everything
    Comments 3

  • 31 Jan 2010

    Just in case you were in any doubt...

    ... "born again" Celebrity Big Brother contestant Stephen Baldwin is not down with the gays, and is definitely not for gay marriage, or even civil partnerships. In fact, he tells the Guardian, he thinks you should reject your homosexuality and get married.

    But then, the day after, we speak again on the phone and I ask him what he'd do if one of his girls came out as a lesbian and the other became a stripper. "Jesus or no Jesus, if my kid started working in a strip club, I'd beat her ass," he hoots. "Now, the other question is interesting and culturally relevant. I have two or three very dear friends who are homosexual and they know I'm born again and we have an understanding that we're just not going there…"

    I'm not surprised. For the next 20 minutes, we have an intense discussion – argument, really – during which Stephen reveals that he's all for gay men who, through their faith, reject their homosexuality and get married: "To turn away from that lifestyle is astonishing." Yes, Stephen, it is. And he's definitely not for gay marriage.

    What about civil partnerships, I ask wearily.

    "I believe that the family unit has fundamentally been the most positive thing for society and I don't believe that any minority has the right to create changes that impact on the majority. That's really the only issue for me."

    And so Stephen and I part company, both feeling disappointed in each other. It's a shame, but it's one of those things. You can really like someone, but when you disagree so decisively on the way you should treat others, you can never really be friends. Honestly, what is it about American born-again Christians that makes them so intolerant? ­Whatever happened to loving thy  neighbour?

     

    people | gays | tv | religion poisons everything
    Comments 7

  • 30 Jan 2010

    It's a UFO!

    As I posted those pics in the last post, I noticed this. Now I'm hoping worried that I'm going to get probed tonight!

     

    random
    Comments 1

  • 30 Jan 2010

    Penny for your thoughts

     

    Penny and I live in one of these buildings. I won't be more specific because I have enough problems with the trannie stalkers without giving them any help. Though I will say it isn't the Customs House, 'cos I ain't customary enough for that.

     

    penny for your thoughts
    Comments 1

  • 30 Jan 2010

    NERD BREAK

    Can Star Trek save cute straight boys the world from Star Wars typography?

     

    nerd break | short film
    Comments 7

  • 30 Jan 2010

    Love 'em or hate 'em... It's hard not to like them.

    At least for now while they're still "innocents abroad". It probably won't be too long before it becomes too knowing, and they lose their hyperactive chicken charm.

     

     

     

    people | tv
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  • 29 Jan 2010

    Oddly mesmerizing

    Artist Alex Delany makes these oddly hypnotic videos. This one, Walking Crowd, is getting the attention of the internet at the moment and there are more at his site.

    (via Urlesque)

     

    art
    Comments 1

  • 29 Jan 2010

    Did you know that we gays are now stealing turds, freezing them in condoms, and then fucking ourselves with them?

    I did not know that! Oh, and the Illuminati are hiding evidence of aliens on Mars too.

    This video is nearly ten minutes long, but you need to watch it, despite his laconic delivery, because you will learn so much.

    The illuminati are everywhere. The Sun is a tool of the New World Order. He's not gay, even if he keeps "stumbling" into gay bars. His wife left him, but not because he's gay. There were chicks there, but not many in retrospect. They had short hair and big clothes. £2 coins are big. He had to fish it out of the toilet because of his circumstances. The gays are into "farming" turds now. They worship turds. He's depressed. He hasn't handled things very well. He'd like to go away and fall apart. The illuminati are everywhere. Did I mention that?

    He needs a hug.

     

    random | nuts
    Comments 4

  • 29 Jan 2010

    Welcome home Matty

    After seven weeks in Brazil, Mateus is home. I know! Seven weeks! I pay these kids too much...

    Glad to have you back Handsome. Now get back to work!

    UPDATE: Thanks eagle-eyed horny on-line cruiser Sean for sending me this. I guess Mateus has definitely become a gay icon when people are using him as their profile pic on Manhunt! And before you get too excited, I can confirm that this is not Matty's profile. Matty would definitely have included more ass shots...

     

    pantibar | staff
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