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  • 31 Oct 2009

    The world's smallest waist

    Fifteen inches, and it only took twenty five years of wearing a corset for twenty three and a half hours a day to get it.

    Bunny is ragin'!

     

    random | fashion | nuts
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  • 31 Oct 2009

    I'm normally impressed by size...

    ... (Oh don't lie! You are too), and as regular readers will know, I do love a bit of engineering and infrastructure, but really, who would want to spend their holiday on the world's biggest cruise ship? The Oasis Of the Sea, brand spanking new, has just left the Finnish port where it was built. It's certainly impressive. Sixteen decks high, one and a half times the size of the second biggest cruise ship, a park, a merry-go-round, twenty one swimming pools.... the list of 'biggness' goes on. You can see a BBC report HERE, and another with lots of shots of the interior as it neared completion HERE.

     

    engineering | random
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  • 31 Oct 2009

    Closing the gay marriage loop-hole.

    Gays are getting around the marriage ban by changing gender!

    (Thanks Corky)

     

    fun
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  • 31 Oct 2009

    Happy Halloween!

    Hope you all have a good time having sex with demons, orgies with animals, sacrificing babies and all that other fun stuff...

     

    random | religion poisons everything
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  • 31 Oct 2009

    Blinds as choreographed kinetic art sculpture

    Office workers of the future won't have to worry about sunlight glaring on their PC screens. And it'll be sexy...

     

    architecture
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  • 31 Oct 2009

    David Lynch's 'Rabbits'

    Rabbits is 2002 experimental film by David Lynch, made in 8 episodes. It has not been widely seen, but has recently appeared on YouTube. It's pretty nutty, but if you're a David Lynch fan, you should watch it.

    Here's the synopsis from Wikipedia:

    Each episode takes place in a single dark room, with no camera cuts except for one lonely cut in episode six, at a ringing telephone. There's a rain track constantly playing, along with a regular low, moaning sounds that resembles a muted foghorn, and the camera loses focus whenever thunder cracks. The three rabbits - Jack, Jane and Suzie - enter, walk, sit, stand up and exit the room. Whenever one of the rabbits enters the room, an applause track is played. A laugh track is played, seemingly at random, since there are no jokes, although the laugh usually only plays when one of the rabbits refers to time. Action is scant, with the rabbits uttering their lines between pauses in disorder, so that there is no coherent flow of dialogue. There are several allusions to an unspecified "it". At one point, the rabbits take turns in reciting incoherent lines of poetry, starting with Jane and ending with Suzie, interrupted by sudden lapses of awareness that are quickly drowned by a burning hole in the background. To a similar effect, a diabolical mouth is shown twice in the show, reciting gibberish. In the very last episode, the steps that have been haunting the rabbits finally come to a stop, the door opens, and a hellish scream is heard. The rabbits cower in fear on the sofa, and Jane says "I wonder who I will be."

    Fun fact: One of the rabbits, Suzie, is played by Naomi Watts.

    "In a nameless city deluged by a continuous rain... three rabbits live with a fearful mystery"

    If you click through to YouTube, you can see all eight episodes.

     

    short film | art | movies
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  • 31 Oct 2009

    I did not know that.

    Though I'm not really sure I care.

     

    random
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  • 30 Oct 2009

    The horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon

     

    movies | youtube
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  • 30 Oct 2009

    Euro trash will be converging on Pantibar next weekend

    Eurovision fans from across Europe will be making their gay way to Pantibar next weekend for two days of all things Eurovision, organised by the Irish Eurovision fan club. On the Friday, my basement will be echoing to the sounds of Euro hits that never made it to the finals (I know! These are serious fans), and on Saturday there'll be live performances from previous Irish Eurovision entries, and some uber-fans. It doesn't get any gayer than that!

     

    pantibar | eurovision
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  • 30 Oct 2009

    The 14-year-old girl inside me is ragin'!

    Like most of you, I wouldn't have recognised this Taylor Swift girl if she'd served me in McDonalds, until Kanye west made a fool of himself at the MTV Awards. But she is now on my inner 14-year-old's shit list, because Miss Swift is steppin' out with her husband-to-be, (the other) Taylor. I've never seen her this upset. That Swift girl better watch her back!

    Though not everyone is happy that 17-year-old Taylor (the fella, Lautner, not the girl, Swift. It's confusing, I know!) is being marketed as a sex symbol. I should be ashamed of myself, but thankfully, I have no shame.

    (thanks Una)

     

    fellas
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  • Michael & Jaime

    We Looove you Greg! Congratulations x

    While the gay members of ...

    31 Oct 2009 @ 08:41

  • Brian Graham

    There's another report from the BBC with good foottage of the innards here... http://www.youtube....

    I'm normally impressed by...

    31 Oct 2009 @ 07:48

  • Brian Graham

    I'm on the maiden voyage to Labadee in Haiti - Dec 1st to Dec 5th - Can't wait !!

    I'm normally impressed by...

    31 Oct 2009 @ 07:45

  • Mark

    Panti, you need to do a run down of who's gay on your barstaff so we know who to hit on. *is deadly ...

    While the gay members of ...

    31 Oct 2009 @ 01:45

  • Corx!

    ... which you have to watch! The amazing Laura Dern doing her crooked mouth thing to aplomb. It's lo...

    David Lynch's 'Rabbits'

    31 Oct 2009 @ 01:31

  • Saint

    It's not right. Why can't (marketing) people leave living creatures alone?

    The hot new marketing too...

    31 Oct 2009 @ 12:51

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