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31 Mar 2009
The first two times I uploaded this to YouTube they 'disabled' the audio due to bullshit copyright issues. So eventually I used a track by a relatively obscure Japanese group called Peanuts that my gay Ange turned me on to. It finally shut YouTube's copyright program up!
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31 Mar 2009
Because your actual friends have found out what's wrong with you.
Omegle is a simple website that connects you with a random complete stranger for a chat. Anonymously. Though if you think you're on to a hottie you can give them your details, directions to your house, and a horrible fright when they fly all the way and turn up at your door to discover you're a huge professional transvestite.
I just had a nice chat with a middle school teacher in Canada, who recently took up aikido. She'd love to see my show. And she'd just had an interesting chat with a fella in Bruges who designs bridges.
If you have a go, let me know how it turned out, in the comments, or panti@ireland.com.
(My gay Will just spoke to the "master of a sex shop")
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31 Mar 2009
(Hands off Phil!)
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31 Mar 2009
It's a giant flying 5 star hotel, which will whisk you to various holiday spots, like a flying cruise. It has 18 (yes, 18!) luxurious, but fairly small rooms, a spa, a ping-pong and blackjack room, a 'tea room', and I'm sure it all seemed like a good idea before the world's economy went down the shitter. And no, I'm not making this up. All the details are here on hotelicopter.com.
UPDATE: Well, as you can see above, the rather snazzy video has disappeared. And now accusations that the whole thing is a hoax are flying (flying! Boom boom!) around the interweb, as no one can contact the guy who's supposedly behind the project. It seems like an odd kind of hoax, but then again, most hoaxes are. You can still check out the website though. Sans video however.
UPDATE II: The snazzy video is back! The intrigue continues...
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31 Mar 2009
... and he told me I had to stop masturbating.
I said, "Why?!"
And he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you".
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31 Mar 2009
... with a painfully beautiful 28 year-old Vietnamese 'freestyle' footballer from Sligo, called "Nam The Man" who took his shirt off when I asked him to. As you do.
I was hosting a charity gig, in aid of Aware (the charity that raises awareness of depression) organised by DIT students, and "Nam The Man" performed. He's so gorgeous I couldn't keep my big granny eyes off him (the picture doesn't really do him justice) and was very very charming. He's born and bred in Sligo, but with Vietnamese parents, who were among the 'boat people'- an expression I've always thought odd. He's a freestyle footballer, which I now know means he does tricks with a soccer ball, and even though I can hardly tell a football from a basketball, even I was impressed. Of course I fell deeply in love with him, and that was before he took his shirt off. Of course I could tell he was mad about me by the way ignored me. I'm kidding! It's hard to ignore me. I'm a giant man-woman. He did let me smoke in our dressing room though, so he must love me, right?
Anyway, after I finished giggling like a huge mannish school girl, I started stalking him on the internet. And it turns out he's a pretty big deal in the completely-unknown-to-me-till-now world of freestyle soccer. There are loads of YouTube videos of him doing his thing at various noisy competitions all over the world. But he also stars in some pretty cool ads. These are from Indonesia.
I have a talent for spotting talent!
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31 Mar 2009
... who was killed when something fell off the shelf at B&Q in Tallaght and hit him...
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30 Mar 2009
... performed at Pantibar a couple of weeks ago, and he didn't leave the nuttiness in London! We'll have to get him back. Though I'm not sure if his Dublin groupie-gays could take the pace again anytime soon. La Woo sure knows where the party's at!
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30 Mar 2009
... is on tonight, and every Monday night, at 10pm. Here's a slide show from a couple of weeks ago.
All photos by French cutie, Martin Spleen.
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30 Mar 2009
When I'm out and about with Penny, it always amazes me how often people don't recognise her as a Jack Russell, because they think Jack Russells have short stubby tails. They don't of course. People think that because they don't realise that most Jacks that they see have had their tail's 'docked', ie have had their tails cut off when they're puppies. It's a pointless and cruel practice, done simply because it's 'traditional', for cosmetic reasons. Though why people would want to get rid of Penny's adorable tail for 'cosmetic' reasons is beyond me. Thankfully, the practice is very much frowned upon nowadays by vets, but it still continues. I had actually thought it was already illegal in this country, but it turns out it's not. However, Vetinary Ireland, which represents vets, is calling for legislation to be introduced, to bring us into line with Britain, which outlawed docking in 2007. According to this article in the Irish Times today, British breeders are bringing dogs to Ireland to be docked, because of the disparity in legislation.
(It's funny though. The tide is turning against docking dogs tails, but most of the world still thinks it's perfectly reasonable to chop off the end of baby boys' penises, for cosmetic or 'religious' reasons. Go figure...)
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