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  • 28 Feb 2009

    I've Got To Get This Kid For 'The Panti Show'!

    Why can't all kids be this entertaining? But the question is, will he grow up to be fun, or annoying?

     

     


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  • 28 Feb 2009

    First Hot Lady

    This is Michelle Obama's official White House portrait. She looks great, and super toned! But I love the fact that (and as I'm no expert on US presidents, I stand to be corrected) the portrait on the wall behind her, is of the slave-owning Thomas Jefferson. If it was hung a little lower, he could kiss her big black ass!

     

     


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  • 28 Feb 2009

    New Calatrava Bridge Beginning To Take Shape

    Our regular walk, takes Penny and I past where the new Santiago Calatrava bridge over the Liffey will be, and up to now, the work has been all preparation. But finally, you can see some real progress. The buttresses on the quays are taking shape, and now the base for (what I assume will be) the pivot mechanism, that will allow the bridge to swing open to let boats pass through, has appeared. Can't wait to see the rest take shape. Penny and I love bridges. They help you to get over things.

     

     


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  • 28 Feb 2009

    Penny For Your Thoughts

     

     


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  • 28 Feb 2009

    Fiddling With...

    ... my new computer, I fiddled with one of our Walk videos. Penny likes it better now. The conversion to Mac is taking some adjustment, but I'm getting to grips with it. Unlike the fella I had my rheumy eye on last night....

     

     


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  • 28 Feb 2009

    Gay Christmas Bukkake!

    Gay Christmas, also known as The Alternative Miss Ireland, is only two weeks away, Kids. Yay! (Shit! I've got soooo much still to do!) As always, tickets will sell out about a week before, and NO, I do not have any tickets squirreled away for lazy assed queers who leave it till the last minute, so don't bother coming crying and begging to me. Tickets from TicketMaster or The Olympia Box Office.

    Every queer in the country will be out on the tiles that night, so those of you who can't fit into Pantibar can go to a Bukkake Special - back especially for AMI weekend.

     

     


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  • 28 Feb 2009

    Is The Recession Cramping Your Gay Social Life?

    Well, obviously you need to get your cheap gay ass to Pantibar, 'cos we have the cheapest gay booze in town, and we don't even charge you to come in. We're just thrilled to see you Chicken! But if you're so unemployed that even that is too much for you, you can always buy your own booze in Lidl and head along to Queer Spraoi. I won't even hold it against you, you sad, broke, bread-line gay.

     

     


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  • 28 Feb 2009

    I'm Multiplying Like A Virus

    How many Panti's can you see?

    On Wednesday last, "The Pantis" took on "The Davinas" at the Spelling Bee...

    ... and after struggling with 'psoriasis', The Pantis emerged victorious, with 'aplomb'.

    Thanks to Panti 2 (Tony) and Panti 3 (Una). We had a blast!

     

     


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  • 27 Feb 2009

    On My Way Home From Pantibar...

    ... after the show last night, I came across this portaloo...

    ... which caught my eye as I got closer!

    I had my suspicions, based on the drunken scrawl and lack of punctuation, and then this morning I got this pic in an e-mail, which confirmed those suspicions.

    Ha! The lack of a possessive apostrophe had already given you away Ladies!

    Why I oughtta!  I must check if it's still there today.

     

     


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  • 27 Feb 2009

    Gays Are Too Precious To Risk In Combat

    Though I can think of a few I'd be prepared to risk...

     

     


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  • riadach

    Someone should take them out of the spotlight, they've melted.

    The Gayest Picture Ever

    21 Feb 2009 @ 11:28

  • Hometime

    What a pity that Gladys doesn't travel. She'd be PERFECT for the Panti Show!

    Penny Was A Little Grumpy...

    05 Feb 2009 @ 02:22

  • Saint

    The first AMi I ever saw. Clever, outrageous and amazing. Thanks to all the selfless AMI'ers that ma...

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