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28 Aug 2008
Because I'm off! The Panti Show tonight, and then up at the crack of dawn to head down to the Electric Picnic, from which I will be returning with a sore head and a bruised sphincter (here's hopin'!) on Monday. Maybe I'll see you there. I'll be the huge woman looking annoyed that they didn't have pretty girly wellies in a size 11. Otherwise, I'll fill you in when I get back.
Now where did I put my Barbie's Dream House?
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28 Aug 2008
Then you might be interested in BeLonG To, the really great gay youth group. I've done a couple of things with them over the last few years and I've always been really impressed with the gay kids. We did a drag workshop once which was a blast.
Here's the lovely Michael (he's dreamy!) from BeLonG To. He'll explain what they're all about.
And here's their website.
Now get back to those books! The Leaving Cert isn't going to pass itself!
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28 Aug 2008
For a few years, when I lived on the canal near Leeson Street, I
used to swim at the Mespil Pool. One of the other regular swimmers was
a guy called Gregg and I had a total school-girl crush on him. He was
what I call 'quietly handsome' -boyfriend material - and was one of
those friendly guys who can throw your gaydar out. I could never decide if he was gay or not. And he had a slightly lop-sided stroke in the water which I
thought was cute. I'm funny like that. Sometimes I'd see him in town,
and he really pushed me over the edge when I'd see him with his cute
dog. Not a prissy designer dog. A proper dog. A mutt. A boy's dog.
So now I'm reading Nell McCafferty's dyke-tastic autobiography, and
towards the end there's a picture of her, in her dressing gown,
chatting with her neighbour.
And it's my crush Gregg! Awww.
He's handsome, right?
And if you're reading this, Hi Gregg!
UPDATE: The internet really does make the world small. I met a friend in town today who's been reading the blog, and she knows Greg! She filled me in on a few details, including the fact that his adorable dog died. Awww.
God. I must seem like a real stalker. I should shut up. This blog is going to get me in trouble.
Or laid.
One or the other.
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27 Aug 2008
Pantibar's tween drag (and Connect 4 prodigy) Blathnaid, asked her Aunty Panti if she could go down to Galway for the Pride weekend, and after some thought, I let her go, only on the condition that she promised to behave herself.
Well! Someone's got some explaining to do.
Pot Noodles! Has she no idea of the carb content?! Wait till I see her.
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27 Aug 2008
A little something to whet the appetite of those of you who are heading down to the gayest music festival of them all. The POP tent under construction.
Looks fun!
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27 Aug 2008
...and Louis Walsh fluffer, Shane Ward, on the cover of the Thai edition of Men's Health. (They have Men's Health in Thailand? Whatever next!) I can see his hairy belly! His mammy must be mortifyed.
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27 Aug 2008
Thanks to my boys at Fruit Design you can now leave comments on the blog. Please do!
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27 Aug 2008
Here's a pre-op Linda Martin hiding her tackle in a hot leatherette jump-suit at the Eurovision Song Contest in 1984.
My favourite moment is at the 1:07 mark, when those bloody foreigners ruined Linda's big move! She does a big dramatic 'stretch and emote' into the side-stage camera and them devious Luxembourgians (Luxembourgians?
Luxemburgers? Google it yourself, I'm on a roll here!) totally
sabotaged her choreography by not cutting to it. Bastards.
She did the exact same choreography when she won the Irish contest,
so if you're on mood stabilizers and really have nothing better to do,
you can see how it was meant to go down.
I know. I need to get out more.
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Ok. So John Brogan is the ledgendary stage manager of the Olympia Theatre. He's been there for years. Since Linda martin still had male genitalia. He's been "retiring" for years, but it looks like he really is going now.
Anytrannie, a couple of months ago I got a call from the Olympia saying they were doing a farewell show, and John had put together a list of people he'd like to perform at it. And being a trannie-chaser of great taste and poor eye-sight, he'd like me to do it. I said 'sure' (because they promised to get me really drunk) and then forgot all about it.
Untill I saw this billboard in town... and my blood ran cold.
Oh it looks innocent enough. But look closely...
Twink! And the only thing that stands between her and me is Brian bleedin' Kennedy! She'd take him before he knew what was happening! And I can't rely on The Dubliners to protect me. They're fighting days are well behind them. I'm going to have to keep Mary Coughlan and Francis Black between Twink and me at all times. There's a bang of lesbian off those two. Between the two of them they might be able to take her. Definitely slow her down anyway.
Yep. I'm gonna get bitch slapped.
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